In the interest of not being completely self-absorbed (try figuring out the metaphysics of THAT, HA!). The writer will write about something else.
The H person is scrubbing an antique yellow metal truck with an old toothbrush.
N is out of the building. She has been studying for finals.
The gopher posse ate all but one of the tomato plants that A+A planted. The guru came to the church in [unspecified Valley Town] and officiated their engagement.
Glenn at Midas had a great weekend taking his kids (3 and 7) to see Shrek 2 at the drive-in.
Antoinette is the new village letter-carrier. Cake, anyone?
Miss Jenny, a cashier at New Leaf, has a Norse goddess tattooed on the inside of her arm. The goddess has no feet, her skirt just stops, as if the artist ran out of time.
The produce-person, also at New Leaf, has Inuit designs tattooed on his triceps and fore-arms. He is also attractive. (personal judgment, does that count? Damn right! Its a statement of fact.)
Cafe Campesino is closed on Tuesdays.
Plums are in season.
Nutella cost $4.89 at New Leaf.