Things have gotten a bit more surreal here at the '27. I just agreed to to accompany the Zinester Twins and Christopher Robin to Saturn's Weds Wig Out. AND to make matters even more subnormal, I had the bright idea to invite Mr Smith. I think it would be really fun to paint his head. I was thinking polka dots would be nice... or a nipple, or concentric circles. Maybe I could turn his head into a globe, complete with meridians and continents.
I realize that paint isn't a wig, per se, but it would be a creative scalp covering and wouldn't involve the deaths of any God's creatures.
Come on, Mr S, it would be fun! :P
Maybe I should write a comic about it.