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Digital Love

I just got one of those notifications from that dating service that I don't think I have to mention, letting me know about their summer special. I checked my account and I found that I had no new matches. There were two stale ones that I finally closed. Both gentlemen had my real world e-mail account. So if they really wanted to talk to me, they could. Why would I give this service more money if there were no interesting dudes to contact? Its lame. They brag about their six million users. Whatever, they ain't getting my 50 bucks. I'd like to know who is profitting from all the desperate singles out there. Quel racket!