where is Fido?

drive by, originally uploaded by camille94019.

I have self-diagnosed my current malaise, "the Penelope Complex."

Penelope waited for Ulysses for 20 years... fighting off suitors and weaving/unweaving a rug. She didn't even recognize him when he returned, but her dog did. I need a dog like that. One to sniff the streams of men that come to my door, and let me know which one is the right one.