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My Nalgene got me in trouble yesterday. Seems the virilent pro-life sticker not only keeps people's hands off it, but it also interrupts very important meetings, where we are all trying very hard to keep focused and on task. I am going to have to be careful where i bring it... does the first amendment apply to nalgene bottles? (one of the ladies actually told me that she was surprised that no one had crucified me in Santa Cruz yet... my experience of the average cruzan hasn't included crucifiction, yet. is there a cross small enough for a nalgene bottle?)