I am procrastinating.
Is this my beautiful new mac?
Is this my beautiful new chair with wheels and arm rests?
Is this my powerful new airconditioning unit?
Is this my crazy %^$&^% SCHEDULE?
Is this my evil list of to do's?
Are these my very own grey hairs
Self, where did this come from?
Self, why am I not at home working on my comics?
Self, HOW THE HECK DO I GET OUT OF HERE?