The computer took such a long time to boot up, I had time to drag my guitar out, tune it AND teach myself "Silent Night."
Reminds me of the old days and the ancient machines of yore. Sitting under the vent of the swamp cooler, circa 1998, searching for "real jobs" in the Bay Area on the ol' e-machine from from the ol' country manse in Centerville. I always had the guitar on my lap because the connection was so friggen slow.
I love technology. I love how it gives me time to pursue the important things.