The wombats were trying to get into my bathroom. I shut the door and braced it with my feet. The cement walls had been painted brick red, but big pock marks of raw cement showed through. The wombats had a circular saw and they started to cut a perfectly square doggy door near the bottom. They would have gotten in, except at the last second I had a gun and I filled that hole with lead.
boo-yah!
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Dream interpretation: Beware wombats with circular saws! Have you been around too many little children lately? Note: guns on the job is generally a BAD idea.
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